True Blood, Twilight and even Vampires Suck help suck up $7 billion
It's a long night's journey from the bald, clawed bloodsucker of "Nosferatu" to the stylish coif and sculpted abs of Edward Cullen.
They smell bad, can't talk and generally possess a single-minded hunger for human flesh.
It's the time of year to beware of vampires and werewolves.
"Who in the world, outside of Tim Burton, would make an homage, a tribute to Ed Wood ... the worst director in the history of Hollywood?"