<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Jerry Seinfeld: News &amp; Videos about Jerry Seinfeld - CNN.com</title><link>http://topics.cnn.com/topics/feeds/rss/Jerry_Seinfeld</link><description>Find stories, videos, and photos about Jerry Seinfeld from CNN.com.</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Cable News Network LP, LLLP.</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:14:40 GMT</pubDate><ttl>5</ttl><image><title>Jerry Seinfeld: News &amp; Videos about Jerry Seinfeld - CNN.com</title><url>http://i.cdn.turner.com//cnn/2009/SHOWBIZ/books/09/10/seinfeld.cookbook/tztop.jessica.seinfeld.gi.jpg</url><link>http://topics.cnn.com/topics/feeds/rss/Jerry_Seinfeld</link><width>144</width><height>33</height><description>Find stories, videos, and photos about Jerry Seinfeld from CNN.com.</description></image><item><title>Jessica Seinfeld wins plagiarism case against her</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/books/09/10/seinfeld.cookbook/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/books/09/10/seinfeld.cookbook/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>A federal judge on Thursday threw out an author's claims that Jessica Seinfeld, the comedian's wife, plagiarized from her cookbook, but the judge left open claims of defamation against Jerry Seinfeld himself.</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:10:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>First Peek at Seinfeld Cast Reunion</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20300715,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20300715,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>The old gang, looking about the same, reunites on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm</description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:54:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Julia Roberts Among the Stars for Paul Newman's Charity Fundraiser</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20284092,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20284092,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>The late actor encouraged fun, Julia remembers at a Hole in the Wall gala</description><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:17:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Blood, elephants and naked cyclists: 10 Cannes movie publicity stunts</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/19/movie.stunts.cannes/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/19/movie.stunts.cannes/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>Competition in the movie business is cut-throat at the best of times, and even more so when it comes to Cannes.</description><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 14:25:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Grab a webcam and give lifecasting a try</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/04/30/pirillo.lifecasting/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/04/30/pirillo.lifecasting/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>When I first heard of Justin.tv, I was insanely jealous. 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Sure, it never feels good, but for these well-known folks, getting the boot from their gigs provided the impetus for them to reach even greater successes.</description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:17:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Seinfeld Ad Draws Negative Reviews</title><link>http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1839220,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</link><guid>http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1839220,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</guid><description>The software giant's new ad starring Jerry Seinfeld has drawn largely negative reviews online after premiering Thursday night during NBC's broadcast of the National Football League's season kickoff game</description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:00:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Seinfeld: The Right Man for Microsoft</title><link>http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1835405,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</link><guid>http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1835405,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</guid><description>Technology writer Josh Quittner explains why comedian Jerry Seinfeld is the perfect person to promote the computer and software company's beleaguered Vista operating system</description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:50:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Seinfeld to Be Pitchman for Microsoft</title><link>http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1834839,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</link><guid>http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1834839,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</guid><description>Seinfeld will be a key pitchman in a planned $300 million fall advertising campaign for Microsoft</description><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:00:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jerry Seinfeld to Be Microsoft's New $10M Pitchman</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220559,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220559,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>The comic will debut Sept. 4 in ads meant to compete with Apple's popular Mac Guy</description><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:00:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Carlin Remembered: He Helped Other Comics with Drug Problems</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208460,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208460,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>Plus: Jerry Seinfeld and Joan Rivers recall their unsentimental friend</description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:07:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Seinfeld: Carlin was 'the total package'</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/24/lkl.carlin/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/24/lkl.carlin/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>George Carlin was "the total package of what a comedian's skills could be," Jerry Seinfeld said Monday in a "Larry King Live" tribute to the comedian.</description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:11:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sarah Jessica Reveals Best Part About Sex in New York: The Fans!</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20202736,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20202736,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>The fashion-savvy foursome return to their hometown for big premiere</description><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 18:36:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jack Black Kung-Fu-Kicks Off Cannes</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20199968,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20199968,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>The actor playfully poses with 40 faux pandas to promote his new movie</description><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 15:16:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Commentary: The ugly Mexican-American immigration debate</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/04/14/navarrette.mexican/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/04/14/navarrette.mexican/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>In an episode of the television show "Seinfeld," Jerry Seinfeld worries that his dentist has converted to Judaism so he can tell jokes about Jewish people. 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No, he says, "it offends me as a comedian."         </description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:46:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jerry Seinfeld Walks Away from Rollover Car Crash</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20188054,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20188054,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>The comedian escaped injury after his brakes failed in the Hamptons Saturday night</description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:17:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tom Cruise &amp;amp;amp; Jerry Seinfeld Pal Around in New York</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20172222,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20172222,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>Tom Cruise and Jerry Seinfeld have been spending some quality time together in New York lately.</description><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:44:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Cookbook Author Accuses Jerry Seinfeld's Wife of Plagiarism</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20169895,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20169895,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>Jessica Seinfeld, cookbook author and wife of comedian Jerry Seinfeld, is being sued by the author of another kitchen how-to, accusing her of copyright infringement and defamation.</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:28:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Long line of Jewish comedians ahead of Seinfeld</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/worklife/12/28/mf.jewish.comedians/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/worklife/12/28/mf.jewish.comedians/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>Handed down since Moses was kvetching about having to cross the desert in his bare feet, Jewish humor emanated from Eastern Europe where the Hebrews overcame some seriously hellacious circumstances on the way to the Promised Land. "Laughter through tears," they called it. </description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>VIDEO: Jessica Seinfeld Denies Rival's Veggie Tales</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20161434,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20161434,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontentcnn</guid><description>Video courtesy ABC The upside of being married to one of the world's most famous comedians: You've got a leg up on getting publicity for your cookbook. The downside, according to Jessica "Mrs. Jerry" Seinfeld, author of the bestseller Deceptively Delicious: Simple Secrets to Get Your Kids Eating Good Food, is that the success of the cookbook also brought accusations of plagiarism.</description><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:49:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>'Gangster' tops box office</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/05/boxoffice.ap/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/05/boxoffice.ap/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>A heroin pusher and a honey bee put some sting back into the movie business.</description><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:13:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Review: 'Bee Movie' worth the buzz</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/02/ew.review.bee/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/02/ew.review.bee/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>"Bee Movie" is agreeably skewed fun. </description><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:55:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jerry Seinfeld Defends Wife Against 'Vegetable Plagiarism' Claim</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20155707,00.html</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20155707,00.html</guid><description>Video courtesy Late ShowJerry Seinfeld turned his wife's recent cookbook controversy into a comedy bit Monday night, telling David Letterman he and Jessica Seinfeld are paying no mind to the "wackos."</description><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:03:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>QUOTED: Bee Movie star Jerry Seinfeld Is Obsessed with Flying</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20154459,00.html</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20154459,00.html</guid><description>"It's pretty neat. I've always had a childhood obsession with wanting to fly and I think is the closest I'm going to get because I'm playing a character that can just take off and fly wherever he wants. I don't think I'm going to get the superman part."</description><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:22:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ren&amp;amp;#233;e Zellweger on Leaving L.A. and E-Mailing George Clooney</title><link>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20153503,00.html</link><guid>http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20153503,00.html</guid><description>In a business dominated by big cities and bright lights, Ren&amp;amp;#233;e Zellweger says she'll take one but not the other.</description><pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:22:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Workers of the world, unite -- by teleconference</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/27/teleconference.popsci/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/27/teleconference.popsci/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>Alexander Graham Bell had it right from the beginning. "Mr. Watson," he called to his assistant through the first working telephone, "come here -- I want to see you." </description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:57:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jerry Seinfeld Goes Back to Work</title><link>http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1665827,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</link><guid>http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1665827,00.html?xid=feed-cnn-topics</guid><description>Nine years after his sitcom, he's about to resurface. Is there life after fame, wealth and yada yada yada?</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:30:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Seinfeld's 'Bee' among buzzworthy fall films</title><link>http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/04/film.fall.preview/index.html#cnnSTCText</link><guid>http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/04/film.fall.preview/index.html#cnnSTCText</guid><description>Hollywood may not have a Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Shrek or Capt. Jack Sparrow on its upcoming lineup. 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As manager of the Baron Partners Fund--the best-performing diversified...</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 05:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Commuters Beware: Road Rage Can Make You Sick</title><link>http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/23/news/economy/annie/fortune_annie032305/index.htm</link><guid>http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/23/news/economy/annie/fortune_annie032305/index.htm</guid><description>Driving to work can be extremely stressful -- and unhealthy. A stress-management expert tells six ways to calm down and protect your sanity.</description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:05:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>THE HOTTEST THING ON DVD? OLD TV</title><link>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2004/12/13/8214233/index.htm</link><guid>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2004/12/13/8214233/index.htm</guid><description>WHEN HOLLYWOOD DEVELOPED THE digital videodisc a decade ago, no one expected TV shows on DVD to amount to much. 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Dell gathers in Austin, online      </title><link>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2003/07/07/345522/index.htm</link><guid>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2003/07/07/345522/index.htm</guid><description>1 Call your assistant and tell him you're out of pocket for all July. Really, it's been far too long since you've properly celebrated Lasagna Awareness Month. While you're at it, send a shout-out u...</description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2003 04:01:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ultimate Lunch Club</title><link>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/moneymag_archive/2001/08/01/307076/index.htm</link><guid>http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/moneymag_archive/2001/08/01/307076/index.htm</guid><description>They've got to rank as the most expensive business lunches ever: $54,000 each. 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