Quite the stink over Michael Phelps' dalliance with the wacky tobaccy. With The Fuzz in South Carolina all fired up to press charges, we have the usual role model hand-wringing and clacking of calculators in damage assessment mode as a pungent cloud drifts over Phelps' endorsement future.
Rock star Eddie Van Halen's home in Los Angeles was hit by a mudslide after a water main broke Monday morning. The guitarist, on the road with his reunited band, was notified about the mishap by telephone.
"Ted, while I agree that in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar." -- Bill S. Preston, Esq., Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure